It’s an E.T. pin on the right, and I think Mickey Mouse riding a broomstick on the left. Center pin is too small to make out, but it’s probably a swastika.

Might eat a whole wheel of cheese.

And that’s how they vote in Seaside, OR.

“White Latinx and Mestizxs”

Now do Burbank next.

Pasadena had the first Black community in the area, which is why you see the segregation. Segregated like a city on the East Coast is what you meant to say.

Dope MCs

From your chart to God’s SARS.

“What’s Wrong With America Right Now?”

The answer’s in the photo.

I just do a backflip after I pour the eggs into the pan. Much faster and cooler than this boring TikTok. 

So you need to drink a 12-pack just to feel buzzed, just like real PBR.

It’s like the white version of Us.

Thank you. Everyone has been missing some March-madness level of intensity in these games. It’s been killer balling. 

Let’s also not forget everyone outside of SoCal hates the Lakers and Miami =Who?

It isn’t clear if this is in the premium tier or not, because if I’m asked to shell out PPV money on top of the subscription, well, I guess I can wait until Easter.

“When I arrived, this person, one of the most prominent civil rights authorities of our time, explained that this upcoming election was gonna be scary and bloody for Black America. I’m talking Reconstruction bad. I don’t know what the hell they wanted me to do about it”

You must have gone to Lou Malnati’s. 

This dude dresses like an 80s cholo, so don’t be surprised...

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