He probably had an over 4-hour dereliction of duty.

I can’t get over the canned green beans. Hating mushy green beans served at pre-school lunches is my earliest childhood memory.

The Snyder Cut is like 40 minutes of Batman and Superman doing crossfit.

He’s probably too busy enjoying creole food instead.

I honestly think he was saying something like: don’t destroy the system now that non-Whites are getting some traction from it. Use it to change things for those who have been left out of it historically.

Lol, this was about twitter activism being the only activism most folks engage in and he was saying folks need to step into the streets (and punch a nazi).

That’s for their moms. The kids are banging out O-O-O’Reilly Autoparts.

They’re for walking on water.

Thank goodness this is just about this sandwich, and not a preview of things to come when we run out of chickens due to climate change.

So he’s grooming his daughter for some other pimp, huh.

This motherfucker probably isn’t above threatening the doctor, either.

I had to switch Starbucks because the barista was getting *too* friendly, if you know what I mean, and I wasn’t feeling it. Fortunately there’s literally a Starbucks at each cardinal direction from my work, so it was easy.

Con Air was his peak.

Who’s the best back-seat driver, tho?

Situational driver = best driver.

Okay, but....why?

It’s not all bad: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ne8y3b/go-media-editorial-director-who-told-deadspin-to-stick-to-sports-resigns

I thought it was a dirty hippie phase, or a Burner girl these days.

Wake up sheeple, this is what the drones are for. It’s all a conspiracy...*checks notes*...actually, it’s a business plan.

Alternatively, she could with the line I always hear when I approach such women: “Not Interested.”