So, The First Jedi, huh?

Well, Tesla’s patents are all open-source, and yet there’s no glut of competition. 

Lol, look up “white sharia” and change your calculus. 

Holy fuck.

California has a pretty broad revenge porn law, so all parties involved get their turn next. 

Probably DINOs.

It ends in a tie settled by style points.

I had to rickroll myself just to deal with it. 

Auto-playing ads are the rickroll of 2019.

But how far can we launch that herb?

The fuck is wrong with ‘stralians?

Best song about seagulls.

Now if only we could ban donuts, and baked goods, from the fucking office kitchen. GODDAMMIT, BECKEY I DON’T WANT ANY MORE CARROT CAKE.

♫ Just for the fuck of it, Diet Coke ♫

Normal for Kinja, sure.

The real wiener winner is all of us.

That’s why we love sprots.

Is baseball the one where one man massages his ball, while another man watches excitedly, stroking his long stick?

Reboot Gawker.com.