And trademark lawsuit from Lebron’s lawyers will have them crying their own tears soon.

So, we asked her, and she ... compared the Klan to the Black Panther Party, which in my opinion are two different things,” rising senior Trinity Young said.

“Siri, play Nasir.”

But is the album any good tho?

He probably has several burner accounts on Kinja.

This was her audition for Oscars host.

https://www.charitynavigator.org 

Yeah, no kidding, like the next paragraph:

So abortion is good. Thanks.

This is the correct comment 99% of the time, and the other 1% appends “and the horse it rode on.”

WAT

He was sent back in time to protect her.

They ain’t got snacks in Washington?

Sure it does, Herr Oral Wank.

SPF 30? What is this weak-ass shit? It doesn’t even come with ChemTrail Block or snowflake skin thickener.

I miss beefs with bullets.

“We appreciate President Trump’s sentiment, but a pardon is unnecessary. The U.S. Supreme Court overturned the conviction of Muhammad Ali in a unanimous decision in 1971.”

Kardashian paused, then: “I think Kanye’s already given him legitimacy in that way.” 

Doug Ford is Rob Ford Light.

Same, but the weed helps with the Canadians.