I’m talking about why suddenly Republicans are voting in favor of it (because they know Trump is not going to sign it).

It’s not going anywhere; sorry to break it to you.

The sheer fucking irony of everything this clown says.

Attempting to flood a professional oversight board with toothless tantrum complaints isn’t going to help anyone and it’s not going to “highlight” anything.

Yeah, this all stagecraft for the midterms. “See, I VOTED FOR net neutrality, but my opponent (who was not in elected office) DID NOT.”

KENNY G’s UP, HORNS DOWN.

Looks, like Trump found a new lawyer.

That’s just a JITB wannabe. If i’m going to wallow in self-disgust, I want the OG “wet envelope of catfood.”

YES.

Tastes so good it burns.

that ain’t queso fresco up there, pal.

Actually.....but seriously, if we’re talking shameful and tacos, there’s only one true contender:

I would offer to give him the Nobel Peace prize for not running again in 2020.

I can eat a whole pie over the course of a night.

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?

I don’t know about kids, but I use a pizza cutter for my quesadillas and it’s fantastic, especially since it prevents all the stuff from gooshing out as it would with a regular knife.

Is John Mulaney’s schtick that he’s Troy McClure?

As always, I am here to offer a compromise to as seemingly intractable problem.

Chinese: “Your beef is tinged with madness and fury.”

I hope the false teeth get an Oscar for that performance.