And expecting a Jesuit to turn the other cheek...lol.

I’m guessing they’ll sell the individually packaged meal kits + recipe that you would get in a box. Just another of their prepared food offerings.

Pro-tip: all the produce at Costco is starting to go bad.

But aren’t you the Black folk of Asians? The check is in the mail.

This is not how you get millenials into Costco. The problem with Costco is the people who shop at Costco. Now make it part of your sameday delivery and we may have something.  

It seems like the kimchi would add a textural problem (i.e. make it a mess) to the pimento cheese. Why not just add gochujang to your pimento cheese and call it a day?

“I’m not going to get fired; Trump hasn’t even paid me yet!”

That guy’s pinging my tomato-meter.

This is how you know you’ve made it; when they actually have to go through the courts to get you.

That’s the Spam state-of-mind.

Maybe they thought the time difference was because he was on CPT?

My friend, there’s a whole rainbow of Spam flavors out there:

Wow, is that shit basically Spam made in NJ?

Yeah, it was sugar all along!

The treatment, however, will still require you to eat peanut-containing food.

Another reason TJ’s is doing well in this category: they don’t use preservatives.

Nobody tell these roos about szechuan sauce.

Do they live in separate states if they’re married? Or do you mean mental states?

It need not be fresh, every slice place in NY just reheats their shit anyway.

It’s not the dough, it’s the water—and you can definitely recreate the same alkalinity to get the same result.