I don’t even know why people bother with cobbler when you can just make a pie that solves the crust problem.

I both love and hate that Boehner is getting into the legal weed business. Love it because it’s a sign that it’s about to go nation wide. Hate it because it’s a sign that it’s about to go corporate.

Except the Man in Black.

You mean this: https://the-avocado.org?

That’s a problem with cooking technique not the form. Well-done steak fries are just big fat french fries.

Crisp them up and they can go toe-to-tatoe with any fry.

“No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet.”

lol.

This is why you can’t have N-things, man.

Mostly a myth that it was widespread, except for the form practiced during slavery....

I think this objectively proves that even when it’s bad, it’s good.

Exxon.

She’s trying to make buildings out of mushrooms, so, uh, what kind of mushrooms?

Yeah, this lady living in North Carolina is going to have to tell her son the truth at some point, and it would probably have been better to do so a little bit at a time instead of all at once.

thank you

Big fan, too:

I think the point was that he doesn’t see color anymore.

Pinko, of course.

This is going to end badly for Leto, when he dies of dehydration on the side of the road at his starting point.

I did.