This is not a DNA census.

Decline to state.

I think leaving it blank is the best course of action. Be counted, not cataloged.

So they’re making Arabs White now, eh? How did they jump the line?

That’s why they invented the World Cup.

No, it was you.

This guy gets it.

These vegans don’t seem to be able to tell their animals apart:

The Bitch in the Water by Frank Miller.

As someone who is bicultural and can be both oppressor and oppressed depending on the sitch, I have to say it’s not fun to be on the racist side. It’s demoralizing, and I don’t know what kind of animal you would have to be to find it fun.

Because Wakanda ain’t real.

WELL THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SOUP KITCHEN.

Stop trying to make Donniety Kane happen.

So where is this new and improved N-word?

Hear me out, but I think maybe Ms. Haddish just may have been exaggerating a) everything and b) everything else.

You know what kind of customers you invite at 3am on a Friday?

The dude seems to be the only innocent party here. He just wants to make their shitty pita and go home.

Lol, does this idiot think Constitutional Amendments happen via the Supreme Court?

Looking forward to reading the adventures of The Fashionable Ye Man.

Fuck the fine; the punishment should be a lifetime ban from In-N-Out.