Yeah, if anything makes the case, it’s the antichrist symbol. They obviously are going for the edge lord demographic.

They trolling us, folks.

Ah, pandering to the Mandarin.

I guess Señor Spielbergo wasn’t available. Too bad.

I’m wondering why this film does so well overseas but not here. We like big dumb movies, too, but is this one too big and too dumb? Or is it a case of the price not being right. As in it’s too big and too dumb for too much money? That’s a yes for me, at least. I will wait until it’s in 2nd run because $5.50 is about…

Jesus, dude.

Ever heard of Vick’s Avocado Toast?

Okay. Maybe she has worms. I’m not gonna judge her.

Vicks has turp in it.

It keeps it covered. :) Saran wrap does a better job, but leaving the pit in does prevent browning.

The CPR is for the guns.

She’s aware of that. She didn’t say chug the bottle.

“Picked-too-soon” avocados.

Lol, then why is turpentine oil listed as a food-safe flavor additive?

Is it any worse than the other drugs celebrities put inside their bodies?

How do you make a taco out of a tortilla?

There are too many Dayna Evans articles, so I will not read her latest. It’s just too many articles.

Of course BigDeli would advance ridiculous arguments in defense of their sandwich monopoly.

A “piece” is a part of a whole made by tearing, cutting, or altering (i.e. folding) said whole. In the example Colbert used, a sub (grinder/hoagie/torta/taco) is initially one whole (one roll, to be exact) that is then cut open. The cut creates two distinct pieces partially attached to the whole. Therefore a hotdog is…

Excellent first step. Now I can advance my case that a taco is a sandwich when folded.