No, Joanna. Don’t give in to the haters!

These are conspiracy facts, but the conspiracy theories ease the mind because they leave some doubt as to their certainty.

Where’s the Bernie Sanders is God cult?

My friend, you’re doing arithmetic when this calls for calculus. https://www.bustle.com/articles/98357-the-mcdonalds-secret-menu-is-the-best-thing-you-didnt-know-about-so-here-are-7

I would vote for all Lamar’s List candidates.

At this rate they’re gonna run out of Kinjas and then they’ll have to close shop!

Maybe Luke just needed to drop some F-bombs and Force-split some skulls.

The trick is to keep commenting. It’s all controlled by Al Gorithm, User Account Specialist.

Yeah, I think she was watching them walk into the sunset the way you watch the garbage truck roll away after picking up an old couch you wanted to get rid of.

Yeah, there’s always been schools of rap. 

The White corner boys of the 80s.

Wow, an 8 minute and 45-second set up for a nut punch joke. I think that’s a new speed record for Conan.

I was riveted right up to the end. Kudos.

Are we talking classic Overboard or the remake Overboard?

Probably from the mistaken belief that they are full of embryonic stem cells. Or maybe some sort of local penis magic.

The serum used in the facial is actually derived from cells taken from the freshly removed foreskin of newborn babies in Korea.

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I think that’s just what the AV Club reviewer wishes the film were really about.

The problem isn’t the tech; it’s the workers using the tech. What they need is more tech to use the tech. Once that’s smoothed out, you can move on to tackle the problems created by the customers, but only in the interim, until you replace your customers with tech as well.

Other than the sign that says Pre-K? None. I guess it will forever be a mystery.