While all y’all were doing your ice skating show, Joanna was out here stealing the show with her curling performance.

Throw their shit back in their faces!

She actually pronounces it and it’s captioned as the “clinched fist of truth.”

I think we should go even further and have our ISPs block all NRA traffic; it’s not like it’s protected by policy or anything.

After all these years, I finally realized that CPAC stands for Crazy People At a Conference.

This changes everything, if I can get a pizza for eating some clam.

Exactly.

500 Days of Joanna.

No. It’s a signal that she’s the one orchestrating everything. She’s eating each fruit loop individually so they don’t get soggy, because that’s some autist level shit.

Naps are how I mapped the Radiohead discography, actually. Every album put me to sleep.

You know what they say: you can always trust the honesty of the free market.

So it’s “fear of Black people” all the way down.

How is this statement in any way controversial, Ned?

Lol, they sure are.

Sure, sure, but this is Hollywood so they would pour the fish sauce into a bag of Cheetos and the Cheetos would just float on top because they are waterproof.

I think you just took this guy’s job, amigo.

I hope we get a scene where the atheist-Communist employee’s idea to put fish sauce on Cheetos was met with failure.

TIL Flamin’ Hot Cheetos are Mexican food.

Me, too. We finally get see how Jared Leto created tentacle porn during the postwar period.

Okay, that does look like real pizza: