It’s been fun while it lasted and it lasted longer than I thought it ever would. Unfortunately, it’s over and I’m out.
You know what drives web traffic? Cat videos and gorillas eating children. Exactly right: fear.
I warned everyone about this. It’s too late now.
Let’s face it, we’re all turrible, turrible people (except for Jenn and Deadly, you kids is alright—run, while you still can feel), but goddamit you’re my kind of turrible folks. Most of the Internet is just dumb. Gawker is only about 70% dumb. It’s that 30% that makes it special.
Nicely done by Adrian. He’s come a long way.
Not gonna lie— this shit is disturbing.
Filing to fiction? Question mark. Question mark. Exclamation Point. Praying Hands Emoji.
At least now I understand how one becomes beguiled by Satan's proxies.
Now with more Vitamin D.
Jesus, they fucked him up.
Here is a list of people banned from Clashtalk:
If you guys have a problem with horses shitting emotionally, well, then you must be dead inside. I don't know why I even bother sharing the raw beauty that I find in the world.
and get recruited so there's something for us WestCoasters to read while every other sane person has left the office.
..but I know you'd be interested in this.