I prefer Fountains of Wayne’s version.

Max Raabe is a dark horse:

You heard his work in Psychonauts 2?

You read McDermott’s book, The Forgetting Of Wisdom? He has some trenchant insights about ibises, and the God Of The Street.

Nah. Paul “Angry, Angry, Little Man” McDermott:

Ha! Lol, he would love that comparison.

Maybe your very favorite is the same as mine:

...you’re posting this from the emergency room, aren’t you? 

This is my second-favourite Britney cover.

You sayin’ he needs to break out the silvertip badger?

In his 50s and lets just say his build isn’t optimal for such feats.  

I have a problem with any human who doesn't love Singing in the Rain.

“In the words of an oft-shared Baha Men meme...”

Yeah, fuck those cliffhanger episodes! Who needs “The Best of Both Worlds” or “Michael’s Gambit” or “A House Divided” or “Who Shot Mr. Burns?” or “Gliding Over All”?

Too many shows I love never did that for me to give a shit about “responsibility”

Huh? People from all generations can think weddings themed around entertainment franchises are stupid.

Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t win an Academy Award. 

I think the modern definition of “comedy” is when they hang a neon sign on every fuckin’ joke and beat you over the head with it. Being “funny” leaves some ambiguity...for morons. 

“I shall create an algorithm...that will hit on me.”

This is the new M. Night movie, isn’t it?