No kidding. I read that and was like WTF, when did they all die?

a) That sub-headline is the creepiest variation yet of a meme that was already really freaking creepy.

Go home Matt, you’re drunk... and probably way overpaid for this nonsense.

This Taylor traveled all over the country for that barbarians boyfriend football games, he couldn’t take two hours to take this thing to an award show? lol, don’t really follow her, but she seems like a nice person and she deserves better. — Wendy Kroy34, USA, United States, 2 hours ago

Where the fuck’s the Man from Muswellbrook with the Maton?

Yeah, that’s what I was gonna say: being Welsh is cheating.

Tom Jones is another one who really shouldn’t still sound as good as he does for a man in his 80's.

When I read the song title was “Fluffing a Duck”, I admit to a momentary loss of composure from dirty-minded laughing. However, upon listening to the track, I soon learned it was for naught. 

So many ballads sound like they’re paced that way because the artist couldn’t find something more compelling. But Joel’s to me always sounded every bit as urgent as his up-tempo songs, like he’s saying exactly what he wants to say in exactly this way.

For the longest time I really didn’t like Billy Joel. It seemed like he was played every hour on the AOR radio stations I listened to. It was just too much.

“[O]r whether it’s listening in the bathrooms”.

I’m actually sorry I missed that part of the process.

“Oh man, I just jizzed Marvin...in the face!”

One thing JJ Abrams is actually great at is casting. Look at his lineup for the Star Trek reboot. Look at the chemistry between Finn and Poe.

Yup. I’m reserving judgment. (Risky thing to do on the internet, I know.)

The pics really don’t do this justice (and I say that as someone who’s taking them): this thing is absolutely huge, and what’s felt like a giant space at the Science Center for months got very full very quickly.

So brave.

No matter what you think of the Avatar reboot, this confirms it.

I’m not freaking out about this as much as most. For one thing, all the claims that this is Sokka’s arc for the entire show, or even just the first season, are complete bullshit. He literally gets it beaten out of him in the fourth episode out of twenty (and we know the Kiyoshi Warriors are still in the show since…

Wow I didn’t realize the Critical Drinker was writing for the AVClub!