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To call the look on Taylor Swift’s face when a camera wildly panned towards her “pointed” seems like a stretch. She was at best disinterested. Can you name a single celebrity who was there and complained his jokes were offensive? Even Swift hasn’t said anything about it. And again, being unamused and being a

Cool. Except he’s whining to people who paid money to see him deliver comedy, not engage in a group hug to soothe his bruised ego. Fuck him.

Bring it up all you want but don’t be a whiny baby about it. “They’re marshmallows”, says the living, breathing middle of a fucking S’mores.

And FWIW it’s not like he got NO laughs. He just (gasp!) didn’t get laughs from the targets of his jokes. I bet most comedy shows would seem awkward if the target of every comedian’s joke had a camera pointed at them for the punchline.

Based on why individuals in the audience do not laugh Jo Koy further subdivides them into pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, blue diamonds, and purple horseshoes.

Right? Imagine the lack of self-awareness to unironically call famous people marshmallows for not laughing at your jokes in front of a crowd who paid to be at your comedy show and then call that crowd “therapy”.

Yep. I would have defended Koy, in general, and said, “Hey, I get it, it’s a hard gig and if the timeline is accurate, that’s brutal” but then he threw his writers under the bus and that’s just fucked. And then he doubled down and blamed the audience, on top of that. Self deprecation has always been a big part of

He can bring it up without being such a crybaby about it.

That’s because Dave knows how to laugh at himself, whereas Jo went onstage and whined about how everyone should be required to laugh at themselves except him.

So true. You can’t lose when joking about yourself. It’s pretty much Jim Gaffigan’s brand.

Speaking of marshmallows, he melted the second the heat was on then started tossing his writers into the fire. 

I didn’t even think the Taylor Swift thing was a *joke*. Anyway, it’s always boring when people whose job it is to make people laugh don’t, and then go “it’s the audience’s fault” instead of “I guess I just didn’t do my job today”.

Funnier people than Jo Koy have bombed as awards show hosts. Looking at you, David Letterman. Difference there is that in the aftermath, as far as I know, Letterman never called Oprah and Uma marshmallows, and instead made himself the butt of the joke. Jo, you could stand to learn from Dave.

“Lot a marshmallows, man,”

I don’t know who this person is. Like most of the world, I didn’t watch the Golden Globes. He seems annoying. Let’s stop talking about him.

Veronica Mars fans?

No, Jo, just let it blow over, don’t make it a bigger deal, you dummy! Ugh, why are famous people just incapable of not posting through it...

I think there’s a misconception that people - including Taylor Swift - didn’t laugh because his jokes were offensive. People didn’t laugh because they weren’t funny.

What about all the other people who didn’t think he was funny?