Cruise is “laying into his lane” as an action star and doing pretty well: “His franchises are billion dollar franchises!”

Yeah, the old MMORPG Star Wars Galaxies got it right.

At least Rocketman was entertaining.

I’ll see your Anne Hathaway and raise you an Anna Kendrick.

I’ll admit I had to look it up, but I figured it was a safe bet that Disney wouldn’t let such sweet existing IP just pass them by without at least one reboot attempt. 

Yay, let’s all show our age together!

I’m sure there’s an individual exception here and there, but being a musician requires musical training, even of the informal kind, and learning your way around chords and keys and such, and rap doesn’t require that at all.

It’s anime-style, so calling it anime is a reasonable shorthand.

It an anime-style Lara Croft, by way of Attack on Titan and Castlevania.

And to anyone thinking she’s too old to play Lara Croft, I say: imagine Helen Mirren as Lara Croft. Yeah. It’s fucken awesome, right?

This is true, though of course farms are just one example of family businesses. It’s everything from corner stores to corporations.

True, and kids getting into the family business isn’t just a Hollywood thing of course.

Nepo babies, dad makes your dreams come true.

As much as I love anime, I’d love to actually see Hayley Atwell as Lara Croft more.

Don’t bother arguing with this guy. They reinterpret the OP and then when you explain that’s not the OP they then keep arguing their interpretation ad nauseum all the while saying you don’t understand.

the horror, the horror

Where in this article are they “pretend(ing) he isn’t one of the greatest rappers of all time”? The question is how is he now?

I struggle to name an artist who has remained relevant and prolific into old age

That is too specific a description not to be real.