Did anyone answer the titular question?

Pretty much.

This is the kind of thing we have to stop doing

I mean he is unfit and fat and old, but I'm also pretty sure if he had more Amazon money thrown at him he'd probably take it. 

<kicks the camera over>

Robes? Where we’re going we don’t need.. robes.

I’m honestly not so sure about the nose and lips.

Oh, I can be flexible.

In that case, I’d just sleep in my trailer near the set.

Gee, you’re fucked in the head sometimes Max.

Grahee-Mee Labrooy? His name’s Graham, Max.

Photos taken years apart (I’m assuming). Now lighter hair colour, different camera lighting, different makeup, head held at a different angle, pouting lips more, and lost weight like all Hollywood actresses do (which I don’t agree with but not my call).

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Yeah, I mean if someone is repeatedly late for work that’s a different story (though even that can possibly be handled in a mutually beneficial way).

Looks like America has a selection of the cream, the bone, the white, the off-white, the ivory or the beige too.

that Nolan would see through any attempt to lie to him about being late to set if you were (hypothetically) on “the loo” for a long time that morning because he would’ve already studied every actor’s call time and how the traffic looked on whatever route they needed to take in any given morning

Actually I’d be really surprised if deepfake porn of Taylor Swift hasn’t existed for years too.

And you’re just hostile, so ditto.

Which doesn’t seem to bother you.

We study fucking American playwrights, dipshit.