I work for a publishing company. Our CEO started a speech, “If you don’t write stories or don’t sell ads, you’re overhead.” He was also building a mult-million dollar house in a market where most of our employees couldn’t afford the rent, and had neither written a story, nor sold an ad, ever. I was 34, and this is…

Not just Tulsa, but a couple hundred were let go from the fancy new corporate headquarter in Lisle and in Melrose Park in Chicago.

“There’s no right path,” said Jeremy Carlson

That’s called a mirror. Just polish it up real good and you’re done.

Nah, paint a picture of the complaining neighbor’s mom on the trailer. Clompainer would have to back down or face a very uncomfortable Thanksgiving Day.

Or murals of their faces.

Troll level: Expert

I think I love you...

I’m officially calling bullshit on this video. We’ve all been pranked. Let me show you by who (he’s in the video):

I assume that what they mean is that the water is filtered and recycled and the net amount lost on each cleaning is 1 cup.

This is how the system is supposed to work. Completely. My faith in the process has been ever-so-slightly restored.

Speaking of Walker, is she on vacation or did she jump ship from the sinking Gawker?

VW not reporting numbers accurately. Say it ain't so!

This is a genuine question:

I’ve often wondered what’d happen if you took a modern, fuel- efficient driveline and threw it in an early 90's featherweight. Like, toss the 1.0L Ecoboost at a Geo Metro and see what happens. IIRC, those things were about 1650 lbs. or so, which is about 1000 lbs. less than the Fiesta that 1.0L Ecoboost came out of.

Sh…

I accept that.

Love it.

I’m still giving mine back.

Unless they make me a (warranty) offer I can’t refuse.

you had me at Zzzrrrrrumghhbbbbbbbbb

In my 20's I test drove an RX-8 when they first came out. Dealer even took me to a back road to chirp the tires on a launch.