Don’t worry, neutron stars aren’t that bright:

The current one isn’t terrible but it’s not something you pick out of the competition. Basically it’s not going to completely ruin your dad if you get a 200 as a rental.

And here’s how you build one at home!

Time to move on

Bet you think Big Bang Theory is funny, too.

This joke is old and not funny. You are at the point where everyone uncomfortable laughs to be polite.

Speaking of Comedy Central, Tosh.0 needs to go away. Apparently it’s their highest rated show and it’s on all the time, but he’s a piece of shit. It would be nice to see his viewership begin to dwindle...

Its straight bullshit. If you’re protecting me why do you have to hide from me? It feels so wrong — like they’re trying to catch people doing the tiniest little things when they aren't expecting it. How about you just be visually present and then people won't do it in the first place. But wait. then they don't get the…

That’s my number one complaint about police vehicles here. See this?

He already quit the contract but confederates get confused about what’s in the past and what’s in the present a lot

Most “non pussy” grown men that I know don’t get themselves into fights unnecessarily. But, hey, who’s keeping track.

That escalated quickly.

This is why I can’t wholeheartedly identify with any political party. I think the conservative republicans who honestly believe that earth is 2000 years old are morons. I also think the liberals who feel nobody should have to work for anything and that cars should be banned from cities are morons as well.

Literacy, your next.

{every year that Alabama has been a state}

...and that’s the difference between Car Buying and The Garage. Welcome, the ratchets are on the right. ;)