Yeah, you'd think...

It's totally a real thing! I went to Sicily last summer and one time I was TRYING to say, "Good morning, I would like a cappuccino please" but instead I was all, "I oppose gay adoption, and synthetic babies are an abomination against God and nature." It was so embarrassing.

All of her politics are seriously questionable so I'm not surprised.

that's EXACTLY what i thought. the fact that she even used her husband's MISUSE of the english language as a kind of defense, doesn't even make sense! after reading what she said, i'm getting the feeling that she's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

It's because I'm so emotional!

Hey, if I knew synthetic children were an option, I would have gone for a model that listens when I tell her to.

they also said gay men shouldn't adopt, and that a family has a mother and a father...

I don't care what language you're used to speaking, calling children synthetic is deliberate. I can't believe I used to adore her!

Yeah Elton's boycott lasted a whole two days. Remember when he played one of Rush Limbaugh's weddings? I have a soft spot for his music, but that guy is a one-man LGBT defamation committee.

sometimes queer identities are lucrative for saldana, sometimes they're not. maybe her comment shows why we need actual queer people playing queer roles.

"I'm also gonna be a great Nina Simone. Just you wait."

If that was what she actually said I think I'd be okay with it. But she did a lot of glossing over of their actual statements. Rather than saying "boycotts are senseless because in our capitalist system shit floats to the top of there'd be nowhere to shop if we stopped buying from assholes," she was more like "I'm…

"But then, I also thought it was a good idea to star in a remake of Rosemary's Baby, so what do I know?"

there is always Etsy

"...if I judged him based on the words that he misuses in our English language he wouldn't be here today."

She's always come off as relatively dumb, right? Is that just me?

As a black girl, I've been through with her for a while. She had all the goodwill in the world from me from Center Stage and because I confused her for Joy Bryant in Carmen the Hip Hopera, but she squandered it.

I understand what she's saying. She's outing herself as a goddamn moron.

"My husband is from Italy, and if I judged him based on the words that he misuses in our English language he wouldn't be here today."

"We oppose gay adoption" is pretty damn clear.