LOL, I think Can't truss em was cause he felt betrayed, on more levels that just cheating. Is it weird that I think him and Camila are kind of cute?

theoretically, I don't believe in torture or the death penalty but reading this I just don't know what to think. Gang raping a 70 year old nun. What the fuck? Can we just tear these guys limb from limb?

Sweden.

this happens a lot in France. It's quite a homophobic country

I literally just smoked a bowl specifically to hop in the shower and listen to music and relax. Jia, I'm now pretty sure you're some kind of witch angel secretly serving my whims. Like a fairy godmother, only more dope. And like with more dope.

I dont think she had the weight to redirect the show though. Yes she is amazing at what she does but unless you got some major weight behind you you dont run the show the producers do. She could try all she wants to be positive during the show and all we would see would be her catty remarks thanks to some smart…

Oh, she's funny and definitely took over Joan Rivers' self-hating and insulting corner. (even before Rivers was dead.)

Sometimes you gotta hustle, I guess.

"can't truss em" written and rapped by a motherfucking cheater

That song is known as the Antibiotic Advertisement in our house. On this scale, I guess "Beat That Bitch With a Bat" from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt would be a 50.

The Carson Daly Theorem

I want the futurama case! Is it too late??

bewildered–that's definitely the way to put it. Maybe it was in the 90's when I was baffled by the non-entities that made it via MTV or teen shows. Now in the 2000/2010's, my bafflement centers around the promotion of the morally bankrupt. I'll take a Carson over a Kardashian every time.

reading the nutritional ingredients on a soup can is more exciting than listening to her talk.

Part of me is all "Woo! Feminism!" but another part of me recognizes that Joan Rivers inadvertently created an entire sub-industry within the fashion world because of the red carpet telecasts and Fashion Police where through publicists and stylists up and coming fashion designers are able to get world wide coverage.

I love Marky. I want to make him sugar cookies decorated like hamsters.

Seriously, how does she even have a job? She's completely insufferable!!!

Reasonable theory.

Oh yes, honey. I know a couple jobs that a man is best for. Interested parties may apply...within.

I always thought they kept her around to eat lesser E! stars if they get too out of hand..