Not sure what truth he thinks he knows, because it certainly isn’t the fiction he tried to pass as a truth here.

Another rich white woman who took ages to make this position public, if it even is her position and not the means-tested result of extensive focus grouping and industry surveying to figure out which position would be the most lucrative.

Fanta makes a passion fruit flavor in a few locales, including a couple countries where I do research. It is so good that I specifically under-pack my luggage so I can return with several liters of it!

Allison wins for me by virtue of not having picked a coffee.

You should take them the jars of it, which will presumably blow their minds and solidify your sponsorship, for when we all inevitably have to flee there.

even when covered in Fire sauce

I do their creamy jalapeno sauce instead and it’s absolutely delicious. This became my go-to when they discontinued their Baja sauce.

I think there’s another reason Biden didn’t run in 2016: no primary endorsement from Obama.

So, good news, Over-Thinker! You don’t have to tip on top of that fee, and you can probably afford that dinner.

WHY ISN’T THIS ARTICLE WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPS?

WHY ISN’T THIS ARTICLE WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPS?

What you think I’m stupid?! I’m not a part of this system!

There are three prongs to the Independent Contractor test in Dynamex, not just the one their communications department is bitching about. And I don’t see how the majority of Uber’s drivers survive any of them.

So while the scientific community has conducted numerous studies which imply that children actually love vegetables and you’re just a shitty parent, they have never accounted for the fact that children will eat anything—provided it’s given to them by a complete stranger.

Oh for sure. That’s just good science right there!

AL: I choose the Hostess Ho Ho because it’s so much fun to dismantle, and that makes it last longer.

How is this comments section NOT filled with “that’s what she said” and other Office-related jokes?!

Go for the deal and make it two!

“Royal Foot with Cheese” sounds like a British euphemism for a male-only STI.

Counterpoint: this photo perfectly represents Subway: terribly composed, distorted*, and wasn’t a style choice.

Is a gyro a sandwich? ... I don’t think so.