This is absolutely the vehicle I’d buy myself, if I weren’t poor.

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If I remember correctly, they’re not really “popular,” but that’s where they exist/are from. I think they’re more eastern- and mid-Michigan too. There’s a local fast food chain that claims to have invented them, though the ones I had that actually tasted good (the good ones tasted fantastic) were at local bars or…

I actually think his sex work non-answer is a hint that he’s going to come up with a position soon. He’s right that it’s important and I’m glad he didn’t try to come up with a nuanced position on the spot, even if that means he (rightfully) looks like he’s missing something important.

good mayo

It’s topped with an olive “sauce,” which varies from place to place, but is generally sliced or diced green olives, made into a thick spread by getting it all to stick together with mayo. The (much) better spreads use olive juice as well to compensate for less flavor from the mayo.

Good for you, I guess?

This is me, too.

There are very certain cases where I think mayo works as a critical ingredient: tuna salad, olive sauce (try an olive burger in Michigan), potato salad, a few others. But in every one of these cases it’s very easy to use too much, because mayo’s for binding shit together and the less it’s tasted, the better.

If I were on a computer, I’d post a screenshot of a Google search for “bagel sandwich” to show how many hits there are. I’d say this is the stupidest, and most easily-refuted, argument someone has made so far in this ongoing feature, but then I’d be short-changing what I pointed out last week:

Shortly after Bernie launched into his speech on Saturday, the crowd began chanting: “Ber-NIE. Ber-NIE.” It started on the risers behind him, and spread quickly across the thousands of cold spectators with warm hearts. “BER-NIE! BER-NIE!” The man himself looked momentarily annoyed. Then he cut everyone off. “No, it’s…

This judge just needs to revoke his bail and put him in jail already. He’s trying to ensure he can’t receive a fair trial, and we’re all going to pay if he stays out long enough to make it happen.

So what’s the right way to recycle a plastic water bottle? First, remove the cap and crunch the bottle up from the base until most of the air is removed. Screw the cap back on, then toss the bottle in the recycling bin!

If you know they almost always overcook, why do you still order them? Or why don’t you order it a step down from whatever you want?

But are we also supposed to believe that Trump was actually worth more than $4 billion? Or is that number bullshit, too?

Update Feb. 25, 9:28 p.m. est: Musk later tweeted in defense of his original “500k” number, in a reply to a reply to a Wall Street Journal tweet apparently citing that the number was in a Tesla earnings report.

They’re also the one, by the way, whose sexist behavior was the direct cause of Splinter’s massive greying.

But no, I think of a hot dog as flat, and a sandwich as round.

People love the 2380DW because it could take generic toner cartridges.

People love the 2380DW because it could take generic toner cartridges.

Have a fantastic birthday Kate!