This is simply not true, and should be apparent if you think about it.

This absolutely isn’t true. People are more likely to win if they enter their maximum bid at the moment where others are less able to react to that bid, i.e. the last few seconds.

Why did you use the same holiday for 12 and 13?

Yeah ok.

I have this vague memory of being a fan of his, but can’t for the life of me figure out when or why. It was definitely before seeing Religiousity though, because that's the movie that made it clear to me just how much of a garbage person he is.

I’m curious, did Gwen stare daggers at you the ENTIRE time you were gleefully typing this up, or did she only catch wind of it from the dusted turkey recipe onward?

If only the Board of Trustees would listen to the students, staff, faculty, and alumni, that’d be the case.

“as the young people are much more likely to ask Suri”

Right, and then any data stored on that personally controlled server is wholly under the control of whomever has it.

Not to mention, that’s a federal law, meaning the president could just order that the law be broken and then immediately pardon everyone involved.

Quake, probably.

What makes you think this shit is EVER going to get sorted out?

I don’t know the rules. But it looks like the officials treated it as a live-ball foul and assessed the 15 yards from the spot of the penalty.

That season just goes bat-shit insane near the end. I'm kind of excited for your opportunity to binge it! That's a weird thing to be excited about for a stranger, though...

“Help me with my bags” is something most Americans have said about their cloth exterior, frame interior, suitcases with wheels.

Me too.

No, you’re the one turning this story into something about the white women. You literally did that, not the women. In fact, the women made it pretty damn clear that their presence was only to elevate the presence of the black men who were arrested.

A shame to see so many commenters putting words in these women’s mouths, portraying them as having discovered some kind of truth, when they’ve made it clear all along that what they wanted to do was highlight something already known: the mall’s policies are racist.

No, they didn’t.