Captain Tight-Pants! I had such a high opinion of you!

This is only a serious question for someone who: 1) doesn’t drink beer; or 2) lives somewhere with basically no local breweries (or shit breweries) where they even have more brews on tap than what they bottle.

I can't tell you how happy I am you brought this gif into my life!

Which, of course, was only the most egregious of all his many, many other lies.

I think they’re trying to get Manchin to flip to yes so Murkowski and Collins can vote no without ruining the Republicans' plan.

Conversely, or relatedly?

From the OP:

Rae: ‘My stars! Whatever do you mean?’

Yes, my comment pointing out your childishness alongside your hypocritical plea for those who disagree with you to not be childish is definitely making your point that non-Apple users are somehow unintelligent.

Rae: ‘People who don’t make the same choices as me must be dumb and inarticulate.’

No, he’s not. Only dog in the world who isn’t.

All the past times Lifehacker has covered this extension:

It’s about time someone got it right, yeah?!

90% of the criticism against her was purely fabricated bullshit.

I pick the fourth way: Gronk is as much of an entitled, whiny, man-baby as Brady is, and refuses to do his fucking job as he’s told to do by his bosses. Now the team was unable to get what they needed for the year and they’re going to be a lot worse off (of course, as a not-Patriots fan, this delights me to no end).

Chase Freedom Unlimited, primarily because I plan to pair it with others in the card’s family as I start traveling more via reimbursement, rather than upfront-work-paid airfare.

Chase Freedom Unlimited, primarily because I plan to pair it with others in the card’s family as I start traveling…

lol

Awww Ugh. Sorry to have your ass handed to you? That sucks.

You should have used “Former New York governor candidate.”

If you were sincerely, then apologies.