Really none of the above. HamNo took his normal yearly month-long vacation from Splinter and a few cocky commenters like to claim he was given a reprimand for an article they didn’t understand. They like to point to another GMG employee’s article - written by someone who also didn’t understand - as evidence.

Ah keeping up your childish sub-posting I see. It was what, more than a month ago that you went ballistic and started your infantile non-conversational posts? Get over yourself.

I like that your and Monique’s inability to read critically is being celebrated.

No, you don’t get to change your own mistake like you’re trying to do.

Not to mention, Sawyer issued her own correction a few hours later...

It’s admirable that you’ve tried this hard in your responses. But I’m fairly certain all this person wanted to do was justify their terrible social behavior and doesn’t like that most people would go along with it.

And another thing, well done doesn’t have to mean dried out. If the cook/chef knows what he’s doing, it can come out juicy with no pink in the middle.

I do find it funny that the National Enquirer is forgettable enough that what you’re remembering wasn’t even from them, but rather Weekly World News.

Oh no I know this and you know this. But the administration’s current policy is to (improperly, IMO) charge people seeking asylum with the misdemeanor of illegal entry, which is what led to this problem in the first place. All I’m saying is, since they clearly already don’t care about doing things properly, they’re…

How polite of you!

Knowing the space-wasters currently in the administration, what they’ll do instead is decide to try all the children as adults, and then argue that they aren’t keeping any children longer than what was agreed upon in the Flores v. Reno Settlement Agreement.

Americans like pizza and we like it even better when someone cooks it really quickly for us

It’s the peaceful scenery that really brings this one together.

Double his pleasure, double his fun...

No, I answered your question.

What did that server do to warrant a $100 tip, exactly?

Facts aren’t decided by democratic vote, idiot.

I like that your response isn’t even in the form of a question, because one isn’t needed. ZeroShadow’s comment is so absurdly stupid that questions get turned into burning retorts.

only way I was able to beat Link.

So wait, does Yelp have evidence that the reviews were written by children under 13 who didn’t have permission from their parents (seems to me that all it would take is rather common permission slips from those parents to prove that they had permission)? Do they have evidence showing that these kids, who were writing…