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6/30/16

Thank you! That’s bugging me.

6/29/16

I especially enjoy the announcers doing their best to awkwardly not comment on what they should comment, since it’s exactly what’s happening on field at that moment.

6/29/16

As many have pointed out from Google Street View, this intersection at the very least had stop signs when Google went through a while ago.

6/29/16

Couldn’t find an image of them in Mariners uniforms?

6/29/16

Starred for the Lorem ipsum text alone!

6/28/16

I have to deal with these beautiful, tasty bastards on a daily basis

6/27/16

See? Easy to remember some Kinja names, more-so when they win COTD.

6/27/16

I usually find Hogan jokes on GM sites rather stupid and overdone.

6/27/16

I can’t think of a single reason, even after perusing the above-linked supporting material, as to why Snyder shouldn’t win this one outright. Does that man have any single redeeming quality?

6/27/16

How meta.

6/27/16

Your disclosure confuses me a little. Are you being sarcastic, and Lexus didn’t give a single fuck whether or not HamNo wrote this review, but you thought it’d be funny and so you requested the car before even consulting him?

6/26/16

Mariners fans would like to take this opportunity to thank the Cardinals for helping the team get back over .500. We really do appreciate it.

6/25/16

For those who, like me, want to skip to the good part because Leno is insufferable (despite his love of cars), they don’t crank over the engine until 2:29.

6/25/16

Glad it could be the Cardinals, of all teams, to help the Mariners snap their 6-game losing streak!

6/24/16

It looks like its owner drove it through a steaming lake of shit...

6/22/16

I guess we don’t know the entirety of his comment - or multiple comments - on the video, but my guess is that a lawyer could argue he’s somehow visible in one of the cars in traffic and that’s what he was referencing.

6/22/16

His penis must be so much larger than all the other drivers’ penises!

6/21/16

As a Mariners fan I can say, definitively, that no, the September 11th attack is not the reason for the Mariners not even making it to the World Series. They collapsed post-season because that’s what the Mariners do: get shitty when it’s all on the line.

6/21/16

Wish I could double-star for the implication that V12Biturbo might be sporting a needle/pushpin.

6/21/16

Goddamn! How long did it take you to properly link each Kinja profile page?