If I could put “astronaut” in front of my career choice and make it a reality, I totally would as well! I’m fine with this being a dream job of his.

“Uh, I don’t think so...”

The word “allowed” in the quoted text makes your demands for a change in language unnecessary.

Honestly, If I were in Walsh’s shoes, one of the few things that might put a smile on my face for a few moments before the deep depression sets back in are a few cute consolation letters from first-graders.

They should bring it down with the last capsule and stick it in one of Canada’s national museums.

Less dense air raises the pitch of the guitar, meaning it’ll need to be tuned down appropriately (or, if it is far enough off, the musician will need to relearn the positions for specific tones).

Well, thanks for trying anyway!

Death not necessary prior.

I don’t know if I buy the excuse that the referee team didn’t see the helmet-to-helmet hit. After throwing a flag after the play for the shoving, wouldn’t the replay ref have looked at footage from the previous play to get a sense of when the conflict started, which would have revealed the shitty hit?

Hence why the horse, who is still an athlete, should have been better considered.

My wife never lets me go to cocktail parties in my Vikings T-shirt

SEATTLE DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST! SEATTLE DIDN’T MAK....

... whom he supports completely because they’re his friends.

It’s worth mentioning that the 4 5 1 2 3 6 order you’ve written about, and then declared technically different from the Machete Order (even though you labeled it as such with your heading), actually has its own name: the Ernst Rister Order.

Either he: 1) pled guilty and Breed’s attorney is lying about his plea deal because pleading guilty requires admitting guilt, legally (except in one case - see 3); 2) pled no contest and Draper is wrong about him pleading guilty; or 3) gave an Alford Plea, which is a legal guilty plea that does not require an…

I agree with you here. But, do you know, did the kids get charged with anything?

Where has this been our whole lives?!

All I can say is, excellent write-up Patrick! I thoroughly enjoy when you have something intellectually stimulating to contribute.

I tend to take works in totality.

I’m not sure, but I think (based on version choices for cartridge game speed runs like Majora’s Mask or Ocarina of Time) any published version can be used for a speedrun. If a game has version numbers because patches were released, speedrunners can use any officially-numbered version or any specific language.