Kobe Bryant built his entire career copying Michael Jordan’s moves and psychopathy, with NONE of the charm.

Ah ha! I remember those. I would like to think those contracts are a convenient factor as opposed to a driving factor of each decision. Then again, I’m probably remembering each of them incorrectly/conflating them.

No snark, I’m honestly asking: are you under the impression ESPN fired that set of talent because they were tightening their belts with spending?

I’m so sorry I’m late to this but, can anyone explain why everyone on stage is sweating like lumberjacks?

The entire aspect of this video showing him reading his rhymes is asinine. It’s as if he’s reading and developing something thought provoking but, no, it’s just “penetratin” repeated 400 times on a wide-ruled notepad.

I’d like a separate article to be published: When LeBron James Plays Small, Whatever Team He’s On Is Stoppable.

You should've also added in the hologram scientist who literally wouldn't answer Will Smith's questions in I ROBOT

Your name is perfect.

The fact people care how much a 36 year old gunner is shooting is borderline lunacy. Why the fuck would anyone care?! The Lakers have no hope and no positive outcome for this season.

as options go, "have old-ass Kobe take all the shots" isn't much of one.

Not sure if you're being sarcastic in your praise of the production. It almost sounds as if you think this is original and he just happened to trip up with the actual content.

This article is actually spectacular in the fact that it made a pretty solid case on this subject, using only a single line of reasoning. I thought it would delve into the numerous disadvantages for black people in this country but, didn't need to.

If Sharknado were an album, it'd be this.

you my friend, are insane.

I think the concept of Sheridan getting details wrong is a tad overblown in this case and here's why: not only did he report that Lebron would return to Cleveland, he also gave a nearly verbatim reason for why he was returning.

Between this and Silva's absence, HOLY SHIT. Let's see how Nate Silver's metrics shift after this news.

who hurt you, bro?

Initial reports that the victim is former Nets basketball player Quinton Ross are incorrect, police said.

yes, Nate, will 538 employ photographers?

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