BioWare should make a video game adaptation of the movie Body Heat. All the characters are chatty, horny, and glistening - it’s right in their wheelhouse.

I did not know that, & I appreciate your comment clarifying why the flippant tone of the article isn’t horrifying. Thank you.

Yes clearly being respectful of people with disabilities is worth being sneered at. Did you get lost on your way to the Trump rally?

i remember when people on this site wrote about cooking. apparently that’s a thing of the past. so please help me with the following:

I’d argue he played Spider-Man differently in No Way Home than he did in his franchise films.

Fact checking? GO TO BED

Read it again, Darrell Hammond was the longest tenured female performer, makes sense now, right?

In: writing bad articles about other articles.

Still heartbreaking to this day. 

Seriously. I cried harder at that than any other piece of entertainment I’ve ever seen. First there’s the ep where they announced his death to the ER, THEN the next episode has him dying in Hawaii with his new wife and formerly estranged daughter and then—AND THEN!—they used that version of “Over the Rainbow” that…

Oh, Dr. Mark Greene’s death on ER.  Still breaks my heart too.

Hard disagree with the entire premise of the article, namely because none of the endings of ME3 are satisfying as they fundamentally ignore the premise of the previous 90+ hours of the game to that point unless you’d been a die-hard renegade who killed everything you came across (aka a brutish dolt of an asshole).

After…

that settles it for me, no more John Oliver at 11 PM on Sundays LOL

If he keeps this up, it'll soon be illegal to say his name in Florida schools.

for a long time after i saw simple plan in the theatres i thought it was a coen bros movie. i wonder how much theyre an influence here considering their working relationship.

Good to see A Simple Plan rated so high, it always seems to be overlooked when talking about Raimi’s films.

When asked to comment on his brother’s departure, I assumed his response was going to be, “I guess we’ll just have to adjuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusttt!!!!!!”

So Will wasn't Arcade Fired?

Exactly. This is the most disingenuous nonsense I’ve ever heard in my life. She really does think everyone’s an idiot, but her.