“Here is your bill for being born. Don’t look at me! Your parents never heard of condoms!”

white people are insane

For-profit medical care is a passive-aggressive form of extortion.
Full stop.

Starting to wonder how a Venn diagram would look between “pro-life” and “pro-debt capitalists.”

America is a ponzi scheme.

I’d laugh, but I’m too busy crying.

HR are the pariahs of the business world. That and marketing.

The most American thing a hospital can do is burden a newborn with life ruining amounts of debt.

Maybe moving to free healthcare isn’t that bad an idea. I mean, compared to billing newborns for being born.

I second what Rachel said.
Michael you make me incredibly uncomfortable facing my own privilege.
And I am forever grateful for that.

I like how “certain people” claim President Obama made race relations worse in this country but fail to point out exactly how. Let me help y’all out. The racists became enraged at the fact that the most powerful person in the world was a black man for not one, but two terms. As a knee jerk reaction, they began…

Sadly, that program has been in beta in the black communities for centuries so they know it works.

Or they could just “repo” the child and ship it to a prison/workhouse.

“I am sorry, your child was conceived out of network, we won’t cover the birth!” I wouldn’t be surprised if there will be a childbirth/Mexican vacation industry in the near future.

Welcome to America newborn, you now have a lien against you and your credit score is already ruined! Just wait until you graduate college with student loans!

Owens is making her claim to fame by making her butter by doing the very thing racists are doing —- criticising black folks. An American pasttime.

But who’s going to tell Ryan that he spelled “wypipo” wrong? I’m trying to figure out why this is so important to me. I would not even fuck with Starlene, though. I think she would literally shoot me. Rich white Christian women are mean and scary.

Mr. Harriot,

The combo of “I’M NOT EVEN A LITTLE RACIST” and, in the next sentence, “you people...” Is truly classic.

Were it not for humor I’d probably want to kill myself after reading so much INTENSE and outright STUPID racist nonsense.