Yeah, I remember that. She intentionally picked St. Paul to Minnetonka on freeways because that put her on 394, which is always a mess because it was designed by idiots.

Yes, it is starvation because the spending is intentionally inefficient.

Yeah, you’re the second genius to think he outsmarted me with that one. It takes thousands of bananas per year to hit a dose that would even approach that of what a highway worker paving with radium will get. And no, I’m not a monkey so I don’t eat anywhere near that many.

But there are several problems with that picture. Try getting a mass motorcycle commute going in Minneapolis in February. A significant portion of our country experiences considerable cold and/or snow in the winters, and 2-wheel vehicles simply don’t work for those scenarios. Then there’s the 100 degree days in the…

Unless your last sentence is meant to suggest we all eat at least 5,700 bananas per year, your point is entirely stupid.

Um, yeah. Great, so you know how calcium behaves in bones. Do you know why it’s replaced so regularly? Because healthy bones replace it via a process called remodeling.

Radon is also not the same thing as radium. Unlike radon, your body treats radium as though it’s calcium, which means it stores it in your bones where it never goes away.

They were dangerously flawed in similar ways that our Shuttle was dangerously flawed. We lost a hell of a lot of tiles on STS-1, to the point that some were sweating whether or not the thing would get back down without burning up. It did, of course, but burned up years later due to the TPS being punctured by a piece…

Some writers here never let facts or logic get in the way of a snarky close. It’s edgy, you know.

You sure can. So what’s your generation’s excuse?

The country swung toward Trump across generations, including Z. I used to be on the “we’re just waiting for the boomers to die so we can fix things” train too but especially in the wake of the last election, that’s not going to cut it.

Yep. It’s funny how many people don’t realize that’s how it inevitably works until we come up with a way to create food out of thin air. All species confront it. The mice get overpopulated and food starts to run short, but that’s OK because the coyotes suddenly have a mouse buffet to gorge on, so they make more…

It’s nice, however, to finally know why Gen X is the way they are.

I mean, not that corporate decisions always make sense, but that really doesn’t make sense. They already owned it. Why would you spin it off with the intention of buying it? Just... Keep it.

But since Chucklefuck didn’t bother to define his terms, sunglasses and shade trees will be illegal. The act does not specify a minimum radius of effect, which means that changing the intensity of sunlight in the area of a person’s eyes would technically run afoul of this law.

As cool as this is, putting it on a 6-DOF hydraulic base would be even better. And probably cheaper. You can still simulate the sensations of movement without having walls for the sim to run into if you drive too far. This is a great example of YouTube creativity for the clicks leading to an inferior result. Still…

And that authority extends 100 miles inland from borders and waterways, which means almost 66% of us are subject to this harassing bullshit. And yes, they've always had that authority but given recent political events they can safely assume they are insulated from the consequences of abusing it 

Niantic spun off from Google/Alphabet almost 10 years ago. It’s its own company now.

Gets even more bizarre when you remember that Pokemon Go is made by Niantic, which cut its teeth on Ingress, in which players submitted portals by taking pictures of various landmarks. Those portals became pokestops when Go came out. When Niantic was developing Ingress, it was an internal startup of Google.

I mean, he already likes his Veloster. Get a Veloster N. That thing’s a beast.