Musk will still be useful, because Trump wants to do to the government what Musk did to Twitter (you know, slash everything and make it work terribly), but he doesn’t want to do the job himself because he’ll be too busy sitting in his bathrobe eating ketchup steak and watching Fox.

Yep. I know a lot of people who are more intensely considering jumping to another country.

I think the official term is “door projector light.” Which I will never remember, so they’re puddle lights. ;)

No argument there. Hell, I’d rather fly in the (pressurized) baggage compartment with the dog kennels than take a slower long-distance trip.

Agree. It’s really the perfect truck for someone who wants all the stupid of a modern brodozer, but in a faster package. It looks like a space truck drawn by a toddler, it’s oversized, under-useful, breaks in car washes, rusts in the rain, has numb steering, and is best described as (and I really wish I’d come up with…

I don’t mind the rubbing shoulders part.

In the end, it’s not going to matter. Tesla was built for and marketed to liberals, and then Musk decided to remind us that he is, after all, a dangerous right-wing maniac who threw his own kid under the bus for “having a woke-mind virus.”

Entirely correct.

Yep. Fresh outa’ fucks to give.

Depends on which ones you mean, because for some reason the door projector lights mounted on the underside of the interior door panel and mirror-mounted puddle lights have both become “puddle lights” these days (and I’m guilty too, because the ones I installed with the logo are the door lights). I remember Buick had…

I like the puddle lights. I installed them on my Lexus. I like the look. The only disappointment is that they don’t make the Klingon symbol in a puddle light, so I had to settle for the Lexus logo. :/

Yep. The only time I don’t fly first class now is when I’m too late and it’s already full.

And yeah, it pollutes a little, but is that really a hill anyone who’s still relatively normal wants to die on?

Hit the nail on the head here.

They feed everyone on hops across the ocean. But coach meals suck and are why everyone says airline food is terrible. 

“Our Man In..” was cancelled.

Yeah bullshit. He’s not going to lose his citizenship because he’s not poor and he’s not Mexican. The rules are different for billionaires.

For your next article about the uses of heliox when diving, look up "Operation Ivy Bells." It's one of the most incredible (declassified) stories of the Cold War.

Be fun if one of these rubes learned about the doctrine of promissory estoppel. ;)

Yep. People with actual morals a) don't vote for Trump and b) can't be bought for $47 lousy dollars.