Amy Schumer literally ate my dog in front of my grandma. Well, she made a skit that was similar to a story I told first.

She’s a bit chipmunk-y, and it is a bit humorous. That’s alright. It’s one thing to be awful and say “UGLY ASS CHIPMUNK BITCH!” It’s another thing to non-judgementally point out her resemblance to a chipmunk. I like it when people look like animals or things. Hell, I’m ape-ish.

In the case of her face/chin, it looks like someone stretched skin over the bottom of their foot.

this part is my fav

Lisa Lopes Says She Was Offered $200,000 To Not Throw A Match

That’s “Dirtiest Sport Centred in Europe” if I've learned anything from tennis

It’s nice to see tennis catching up with cycling and soccer in the “Dirtiest Sport Centered in Europe” contest.

Offering the 2nd option feels a little weak. I think the more effective method that I try to practice is — “My suggested next step is...” and leave it at that. I wouldn’t be in a position to suggest a next step if I weren’t an expert, and if they weren’t looking to me for guidance. So if I think the best option is X,…

I haven’t heard worse Grand Slam allegations since the Denny’s diarrhea scandal of 1994-present.

Well, I’ve done vast quantities of heroin and can attest to the incapacitative qualities of injectable opiates! Woo doggy! I might as well have been a box of kleenex.

You know, she probably hurt herself on purpose so that she could lure him into ejaculating on her face while she was unconscious and unaware. What a tease.

Women will complain about anything these days. It’s like, if you don’t want to have your face ejaculated on, don’t injure your shoulder...seems pretty simple to me.

Um. No.

In discussions about enthusiastic consent, it is presented as education that all people, of all genders and orientations should receive.

She also goes on to explain that this is game she herself played with men she wanted to have sex with (saying no, but only to facilitate the “cat and mouse” game she, and many other women to their own peril, have been taught is part of the courtship ritual). Coupled with the fact that men are trained to believe…

I can’t understand why a man would want to do it with someone if they aren’t actively engaged, regardless of verbalizing consent or not.

I guess I struggle with people who throw around the word rape, as if it has some meaning independent from the legal definition (at least if they’re not careful about defining their terms). Case in point, one in five women are college campuses will be raped. That’s wrong. One in five women will be sexually assaulted.

“I hope he makes it to heaven. I suspect he does.”

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

Noooo...store bread in the freezer

Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger. But you don't see her with no D-Leaguers.