Kinder eggs are like the villain whose name shall not be spoken. merely a myth. they don’t really exist, right?

yes, no female teachers have been in the news for having sex with their male students. whew.

so about 14 hours to make soup including 8 hours of simmering, 2 -3 hours to cool it, and another hour or 2 for shopping, chopping, etc.

as a guy who’s 1/4 polish, I approve of this post.

bias? a TRUE Steeler fan would’ve said “holy sh*t he’s the greatest since Swann.”

oh but if it was....it would taste.....like victory.

that’s an insane analogy, and it actually works pretty damn well.

spatchcock. and generally for thanksgiving at least, you have more than 90 minutes to cook. if you’re looking to cook a whole turkey on a non-holiday, though, yeah, it’s great. salt cover for a roast = awesome.

on a roast it’s great. using 6 boxes of salt on a turkey and getting no gravy from the pan juices and flabby skin? no thanks.

saw that, too. sad. those kids never had a chance. they’ll be suicide bombers by 13.

god bless you for this. spectacular.

wait, we invaded Syria? /s

see: the dozen or so Palestinian teenagers stabbing Israelis the last 6 weeks.

WRONG WRONG WRONG SIR!!!

the most guilt ridden of stars you evil sumbitch.

did your wife say anything about booing the Greek National Anthem or do we just ignore the fact that Turkey’s been illegally occupying half of Cyprus for 40 odd years?

ozzy makes everything better.

was it the one on 101greatgoals.com ??

wait- the country that doesn’t acknowledge its role in murdering 1 MILLION Armenians and still illegally occupies half of Cyprus is booing and chanting Allahu Akhbar during a moment of silence.

you and I may be lost souls. mayo on potato salad- hell yes. on BLTs and turkey clubs- yup. but most other things...nope!