Pursuant to Wednesday's Reasonable Discussions, here is the obituary of my husband's cousin. My husband has that same surname and is also a descendant of Poseidon.

No, this Fat Mike eats Wheat Thicks.

I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family. - James Goldman (June 30, 1927 – October 28, 1998), "The Lion in Winter"

It's funny every time Fat Mike says "That's how I roll."

When he sits around the house, his mamma, who is also fat, says "Stop stealing my schtick!"

My brother wanted to cross the elephant in his room with a rhinoceros. I asked him why he wanted to do that.

Why did the Elephant cross the road?
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To get to your house.
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Knock-knock!
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Who's there?
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The Elephant!

What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a yellow dress?

What about "Celebrity Battle of the Sexes"? When is that making a return?

Also, did you see my comment in the other thread about the elephant I gave my brother for his room? (He told me "Thank you", I said "Don't mention it.")

He's out of jail, and still fat. His belly jiggle is the first perpetual motion machine. He uses hula hoops to hold up his socks.

That was good stuff. What does it take to get such a beverage these days?

When my friend Fat Mike wears a red shirt, he gets mistaken for the Kool-Aid Man.

It's Bluto!

Capt. Spaulding: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks. You try it some time.

Chicolini: Now I ask you one…What is it has a trunk but no key, weighs two thousand pounds, and lives in a circus?

I gave my brother an elephant, for his room.

Peace is a battle. Peace is never given freely, never acquired. Its conquest is the result of courage and of respect for others. It demands awareness and commitment from everyone. Peace is not the law imposed by the mighty, but that which is founded on equality and dignity of all peoples. - Chandrika Kumaratunga (b.…

Mike wife's posted on Facebook the obituary that will run tomorrow. She literally says Mike was a Descendant of Poseidon.

Prog out with your dog out!!!