Better than Butch's watch in "Pulp Fiction."

Yes, and GHWB knew how to use stairs.

The President is gonna tell us about how many jobs he'll create by having all stairs replaced with ramps!

The man playing bass on this "Master of Puppets" cover is my young Québécois friend, Borice. This is some good stuff. Come back after you listen.

It has been said that a Scotchman has not seen the world until he has seen Edinburgh; and I think that I may say that an American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi Gras in New Orleans. - Mark Twain

Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error. – Linus Pauling (February 28, 1901 – August 19, 1994)

A straight oar looks bent in the water. What matters is not merely that we see things but how we see them. - Michel de Montaigne, (February 28, 1533 – September 13, 1592)

Our station opted to cover a parade rather than show "Jeopardy!" New Orleans Mardi Gras hazard. Thank you, @avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus

My Clever Brother-in-Law told his teenage daughter, Clever Niece, that instead of LOL, the French type "HHH", for "Hon-Hon-Hon". Clever Niece gave him the kind of look only a teenager can give.

So, our reviewer is not taken with "Taken"?

Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (February 27, 1807 – March 24, 1882)

Apology accepted. Your reply was quite clever.

Ma'am.

Oh, for goodness' steak.

More about the fucker who drove into the Endymion crowd:

His grandmother's statement is not going to help him:

Osiris and I took our dogs for a short walk. For one block, we were on Napoleon, on the parade route, by St. Stephen's church. A little boy who was petting The Grrrrl asked me "Does he eat bad guys?"

The man whom authorities said Sunday was intoxicated when he crashed his truck into a crowd of Endymion paradegoers Saturday night in New Orleans has been identified as 25-year-old Neilson Rizzuto.

Next week's challenge: Take five consecutive letters of the alphabet. Write them in left-to-right order. Insert five letters at certain spots. These will all go between the first and last given letters. The result will be a famous actor — first and last names. Who is it?

A coworker rides in Endymion with his father; it is a generational thing.