The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. - George Bernard Shaw (26 July 1856 – 2 November 1950)

Thursday, July 28 on SyFy, watch "Ozark Sharks:
A picturesque family vacation to the Ozarks goes sideways when a group of bull sharks show up to take a bite out of the town's big fireworks festival.

I liked that Johnny used "Billy Joel" as the person whose concert he'd go to. Because of course he would. "Whooo, Billy! Play "Moving Out"!"

When we believe ourselves in possession of the only truth, we are likely to be indifferent to common everyday truths. - Eric Hoffer (July 25, 1902 – May 21, 1983)

Son of Isis is a cook, so he wears chef coat while using a chef coat.

Osiris will henceforth wear his polling rin every day. (He wants to wear his "bitchen links", though that's not a spoonerism.)

Well, next week, the party is at the baby's aunt's house, so they may be baklava there.

Let's see. May 23, New Orleans, i.e., it's HOT, and we're dressed for church (and a party at the baby's aunt's house afterward). Greek Festival is outdoors, around the Greek Church. It's hot, we were dressed for church, not for an extended time festing.

So, yesterday Osiris and I got dressed up and headed to the Greek church for the baptism of a baby cousin on his Greek side (he is 1/4 Greek; he has a Greek name). When we arrived, we saw that the Greek Festival was going on, and when he rechecked the e-vite, he realized the baptism is NEXT WEEK. We went home, changed…

Osiris guessed "Winnie the Pooh," and I realized he was right, so didn't come up with an alternate answer of my own.

I liked Gloria's toast to Alex.

Is that Dre, or is it Mr. Fats Waller (May 21, 1904 – December 15, 1943) with Miss Ada Brown (May 1, 1890, - March 31, 1950):
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The Kugelmass Episode, read by Michael Goz: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The Kugelmass Episode: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

My son and his ex had a Corgi called Roger Corgman. Well, the ex still has Roger Corgman.