And the after taste, jesus, the after taste...

As a foreigner living in USA I just do not understand why you put pumpkin to everything once autumn arrives.

It will never happen, but when the police are called to a domestic dispute, they should remove any and all firearms from the house, every time, regardless of whether someone is arrested. You should have to apply to get them back, and have your spouse sign that application.

I’m digging this song so hard!!!

I like this, but while we’re talking girl squad songs please can I take the opportunity to share this from Nadia Rose because I’ve watched this video roughly 75 times and I need to tell everyone how much I love it.

I absolutely despised him when he was on SNL. His constant mugging to the camera drove me insane. I had very low expectations when he took over the Tonight Show. It’s been a very pleasant surprise. I actually like the guy now.

Amen and well put. As a woman, I don’t think I fully understood how much I needed to see that until I saw her up there

Her speech, with its references to Seneca Falls and all the history that came before, was in perfect tune.

My groove is the ladies of NY. Tomorrow night is part two of Dorinda’s party from hell.

Just wait until the dead sister comes back with a completely new face and identity!

The LL Bean Hunter’s Tote in camouflage comes in 3 sizes. I have the medium for everyday use, and I like the zip close version (though they make an open one as well). Get it monogrammed in neon orange (just one of 47 choices), and you have one hot tote for only $39.

THANK YOU. I live in Philly, and knew what it meant *immediately.* Because of context. Jeez.

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

okay Beyonce was amazing... but can we talk about Lady Gaga for a second? our national anthem is known among singers for being a bitch and a half, and girl NAILED it without breaking a sweat. I was seriously impressed.

What can unlimited leg power do for you today?

She’s the only bacon that disappoints.

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

PRETTY GOOD SONG. BAD, BAD VIDEO.

You know what’s the most un sexy? How bored he looks. He can even be bothered to enunciate the gd lyrics. HEY BRO go watch D’Angelo and come back and try this again.

You’re not alone in this, Kevin.