THAS WHAT HAPPENS! PAKOW!

I think I need "You took too long, now your candy's gone." as my text notification.

The GIFs Jezzies put up are sometimes more entertaining than the actual article.

That gif has hyp-no-tized me.....

"If someone can do this, I can put away one of my clothing piles tonight SO HELP ME GOD."

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, dearie.

See ya, you lying liar.

Yeah. See, that would be me. There is NO WAY I would be able to hold back from the snark and anger if that was me up there. Especially not after having sat through hours of hearing a bunch of pro-lifers spew their shit.

How are they allowed to take her away just for speaking her mind? Guess the second amendment is the only one they are keen to defend.

Yes!

Between Sherri Shepherd's views on the earth being flat and Elisabeth Hasselbeck being an all-around troll moron, if Jenny McCarthy joins, this will literally be the biggest joke TV show out there. Come on, are these really the most interesting women out there? What an embarrassment.

I can't stop look at this GIF!!!!!

So, that wig was done on purpose?

Actual footage of Barry Weiner leaving Paula Deen's employ:

A classic.

This gif. Too many different emotions at once.

That little boy has the gentlest heart. I was not anticipating sitting at my computer boo-hooing at this article, but dammit. What a beautiful meeting of two souls.

...says the website designed in portrait mode that's not using over 2/3 of my 27" monitor.

I hadn't heard the term community inclusion before. Sweet! :D