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“My dad keeps watching Inglorious Bastards and I swear it’s giving me PTSD. He keeps inviting me to play Wolfenstein and I’m like ‘DAD THIS IS NOT FUNNY THIS IS MY LIFE’”

Years ago my grandma bought a ‘38 Plymouth deluxe convertible on a whim and I remember getting rides around in that in the rumble seat and up front and watching my grandma quiet adept with the controls. Years late I got my turn at the controls. I can’t say it was as intimidating as a model T but it was quite a…

“Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Loserprise”

He better be dropping acid daily.  I don’t want squares running automobile companies.

COTD. As you can see by the tidal wave of comments and deluge of stars.

Now you can be LITERALLY underwater on your FCA-mobile’s loan!

Such a Richard.

I used to believe in Karma, but then Richard Rawlings crashed and was uninjured.

Footage from the cockpit:

Get you some of that traction control.

“The crash wasn’t injury inducing”

Ironic that this is the first hellcat I’ve seen without splitter protectors in a while and it could have used them.

it’s impressive that he even still fucks up rubber stamping stuff

Usually, companies have financing lined up BEFORE such an announcement.

Your grandpa sounds lame. My grandpa is hardcore. HE drives his ‘vette to the Corvette Corral Car Show at Generic Old Person Tavern Bar & Grille TWICE per year!

“ It’s like he is the DT of CEOs.

He’d better have that financing available or he’s going to jail for stock manipulation.

When are you gonna find time to eat?

You would be doing god’s works, that’s for sure.