Wrong:

“I mean who is going to willingly have sex with a labelled moron, except for another moron?”

Stanced Toyota RAV3

so we can make shit go faster than it did stock. next question?

Stupid hat? Check.

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

Addition: Mater and Sally are having an affair, and when Lightning is catching on to it, Mater and Sally decide to clip his brake lines so that he will die and Sally can collect his life insurance. They take the life settlement and run off to Central America where they pay off local politicians to keep them safe.

After he won, did he do churros instead of doughnuts?

If I had to listen to this in traffic, I’d lose my damn mind.

I’m officially getting old. I just can’t get in to this new car styling. This thing is fugly.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Wrong way. The horse keeps hitting humans.

Dude that would be amazing, license plate ZORAXX

We chose to race a rear engine car not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

Now we just need Samsung to buy Ferrari and we’re set...

The new Mac is different than I thought it’d be.

Congratz ohjvo

You could have been keeled!

A baby?