I’m a white guy in his 40s. If pewdiepie made $6m last year, than I retract my statement about my career choice. Aaaaand, I’m going to shoot my iPad, drive over my cell phone, and lock myself away from this horrible world in a cabin in Montana. Things aren’t right anymore...

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

I concur. Here are some examples of proper exhaust tip etiquette:

If rear engine, air cooled, RWD cars are so holy, then why does Jesus drive a front engine, water cooled, FWD Honda?

Are you kidding me with this woman? Fuck people like this. That is absolutely unacceptable not only as a parent, but as a decent human being. I hope she stands near a mustang at the next cars and coffee.

Congrats, PlanetExpress on beating out ultimatt for COTD.

Only if you live outside North America. By definition, a Corvette isn’t an exotic here, even if it is a supercar in all but spontaneous fiery death.

Covette z06 is the answer

Somewhere a bearded man is yelling at his friends, “THAT 230K MILE TDI... NOT SUCH A BAD INVESTMENT NOW!!!”

Cookie doors you have to eat through. Crumble zones?

Fuck it, I’m going with NP. Yeah, it’s expensive, but this is practically a global icon. I owned a beat-to-shit ‘83 Toyota 4x4, and it’s one of two cars I regret turning loose. I tried so, so hard to kill that little Toyota (I was only 18, after all), but it took everything I threw at it, from the times I flooded the…

A rock star.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

Last time they tried using Apple Maps, they ended up between Iraq and a hard place. I Shiite you not

Her bumpers are quite high.

Hopefully they wreck one soon, then I’ll just toss the engine in my E30.

Her name was Chevy, she’s a Camaro
With nitrous spray everywhere and tires out to there
She would do burn outs, with no wheel hop-hop
And while she tried to be a star
Ford would always raise the bar
Across the drag strip, they worked 1/8 to 1/4 mile
They were young and raced each other
Who more could make you smile?

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