This would also likely smoke the ass of even the best countach

I am not allowed to wash my car in my driveway using soap; there is a by-law prohibiting it. I therefore have a $15.00-$25.00 a week car wash habit (more if I feel like washing my wifes car too)..

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Holy crap, all of these cars roll over faster than a 90s Explorer that also happens to be a jailhouse snitch. How did humans make it out of the early-mid motoring age to continue procreating?

Synchronized swimming looks as cools as shit?

I want to live in a place where ads like that exist. CSI: burned, decapitated, disemboweled and badly decompose bodies and horrible violence? Check.. Boobies? My lord no!! That would be atrocious.

Reaction time only maters if you are racing. For your ET the clock starts when you move.

Well, if you have to ask...

I like that shift knob. What car is it from?

Well, you obviously like your raging grizzly bears to be extremely witty, interesting, handsome and oh so charming whereas I prefer twitchy and paranoid.

As an aside, if you truly want a grizzly bear to behave dementedly crystal meth is way better than heroin. Just saying.

You bastard! I only hate because I'm jealous.

I've driven a 1966 Giulia Sprint GT Veloce. It was fun. I love old car smell.

I get them to help me in the garage which they love but don't have too much stamina for as they're pretty little (girls 5 and 7). I also take them to shows; the last one was the annual Vintage Sports Car Club of Calgary show. Guys would let them sit in their cars; I've got pics of them in an E-type coupe etc. The…

Nothing says "I love balls. Swinging, dangling balls" like truck nuts. Which leads me to believe that cowboys are, in fact, frequently, secretly fond of each other.