No. I linked to the original report that referenced the $5M number, which has since been repeated numerous times by other reporters. The $15M figure wasn’t reported till after I published, and (again) everyone reporting it is couching as “worth up to” or “max value,” which from my direct experience is usually a tell…

TO BE PEDANTIC, I didn’t write that Bridgewater missed three years. But by the time the 2018 season starts, it will have been nearly three years since his last meaningful snap.

Chyna had a lot of issues and should not be demonized, I agree, but we shouldn’t cite stuff she made up to back that up. The sex tape was 100% made and sold with her permission and Sean Waltman immediately brought the receipts when she made that allegation, including noting how they went to a studio to do a…

Ehhhh.

I agree.

Professor of Rhet/Comp and Literature.

...but I kinda wish I was on the eighteen year plan. Fewer financial obligations on that route.

You were a senior in high school when Columbine went down and your current institution is a college, are you a prof or on the 18 year college plan? :)

Eh, FWIW, I think it’s possible to support these kids *and* wish death upon reactive morons of all political stripes.

These kids are doing something—and fuck anyone who gets in their way for being brave enough to stand up, and sick enough of it all to not be told to sit down and shut up.

I’m sorry. I read this and I get it, but I’m still having trouble processing the words “Jets” and “plan” being in the same sentence without a also containing the words “have no,” or “lack a conclusive/consistent” in between.

Pretty sure no one is canceling their tickets in protest of this. It’s more of calling out how WWE loves to cherry pick people, skeletons in their closet be damned, for their most of the time comically absurd revisionist history.

“Congratulations Mandy Rose on winning the Fabulous Moolah Battle Royal! How does it feel knowing that if Moolah were alive, she would have stolen your money and tried to pimp you out because she felt threatened by you?”

I disagree. I would say that most QB’s are like that, but a few are really, truly great. For instance, the Packers with Aaron Rodgers are a Superbowl contender. The Packers without Aaron Rodgers are a 5-11 football team.

I’m sorry, this is such a nothing burger comment. Just about every great QB had great playmakers too. There is no doubt that great QBs can elevate guys around them, but I think it’s fair to say that Cousins has done that in DC. Not to a great level, perhaps, but certainly enough that a team like the Vikings can feel a…

I got another $10 that says he breaks his knee first.

If they offered him the job and some more shitty product endorsement deals, he’d be up for it - in the off chance he hasn’t already been the spokesman for Nut Rolls or ninety varieties of wild rice.

What about Archie Manning?

I want him to join the parade of aging QBs who have dropped into Minnesota for one last, failed title run.

New Orleans has beignets, grilled oysters and all the live music you could ever imagine. Minnesota has lutefisk and seven months of winter.

I’m not even a Vikings fan, Drew, but if Brees ends up in Minnesota, I will also shit your pants.