Sounds like you can get on the job training for about $1,500.

..., and his dog.

Having worked on too many '70s cars...

That's the air injection pump, an emissions device. Wouldn't have anything to do with the engine shutting off, I'm pretty sure.

He died a few hours later from a poisoned meatloaf.

Yes, full size spare with tpm, between the frame rails in the back.

The C5 Corvette's floor is constructed using two layers of an aircraft type composite material wrapped around a balsa wood core. The balsa wood helps filter out noise and vibration, and makes the floor 10 times stiffer than the use of composites alone. Numerous "high tech" synthetic fillers were tried, but none…

I know! They not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but are also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters!

I'm depressed by the lack of Turboencabulators... :'(

What is this, a door for ants?

Hershey's Special Dark rules! Side note: I also like the Mets...

Dumbledong

Organdalf

I like when I see and old car when I'm with my wife and she asks what it is: I can just make up whatever. "That's a '36 Plymouth... you can tell by the gap between the headlights." I look like I know something, and she doesn't really care. Everybody's happy.

I laughed way too hard at this

From last year.

[sniff]

Gotta put a vote in for the VIZIO. Best bang for your buck right there. Easy setup, no fuss, no worries! I bought that set for my wife's sewing room and it made me go and upgrade the speakers on my 7.1 component system in the living room because they couldn't come close to that VIZIO's output and clarity :D

Gotta put a vote in for the VIZIO. Best bang for your buck right there. Easy setup, no fuss, no worries! I bought…