In China, the wave rides you.

1st Gear: This will possibly turn out to be an okay car, but it’s a terrible Blazer. Just another carmaker’s attempt to cash in on a classic name. Chief Hopper disapproves.

Came here to say the same thing.

Just a small fraction of the cars he couldn’t fix.

I realize you said it handles well, but this car sits on the new global chassis. Could you detect a marked improvement in the driving dynamics over the previous generation? Hopefully yes.

You can train a rat.

Yikes, only six pics. Nothing to see here. CP

I’m a dog person.

2nd Video: If GM turned this design team loose for every Chevy vehicle, wow, what a lineup. But then again, a Spark would probably be 60 grand too. (last sentence, sarcasm)

I know there’s a good reason for it, but that’s the worst paint scheme ever on a Vette.

This is nice enough to make me want to camp down by the river. And thanks for going back to the old voting system.

Waiting for some Russian guy to put train wheels on his crap Lada.

‘Rail Rated’ tough.

From the illustration, I say this Beetle lives in TuneTown.

Gauges aplenty, holy crapola.

Yes, you were missed, welcome back. NP all day for RE, CP for this Mopar.

‘Pussy Wagon’ probably has limited appeal.

Further proof... practical effects beat CGI every time.

Nicely crafted piece, Mr. Spinelli. If we all could be remembered so fondly when we pass on. Those were golden years for Jalopnik, I believe readership spiked to a level that most likely will never be achieved again. My thanks to Davey, you and that great early staff. All of you kept me informed and entertained. RIP,…