What’s that dog doing... evading the law?

That makes me feel better, ha. My best to you and your wife in 2018.

I apologize. I’m sending you this in hopes it makes up for my poor judgement.

It hurts almost as bad as this.

“That’s right Dad, this entire area will crush like cardboard.”

Thank you very much, I’ve driven a RHD car, but never a manual.

Crazy question: Is the shift pattern reversed for a right hand drive car or the same as LHD?

Take my money.

I thought he was saying... ‘TORTURE.’

The ‘boom mike’ hitting him in the head was a nice touch.

In the background, I’m playing my favorite Christmas tune... Santa’s nuts roasting on an open fire...

Or a Dodge Royal Lancer.

Cause things go better with Coke.

Some years back, I talked with Eric Stoddard, who designed the concept. While he was pleased that the car went into production, he wasn’t exactly thrilled with its final iteration.

For the discerning buyer who likes trucks but doesn’t need one. NP for that guy, CP for everyone else.

I’ll just stick with a King Midget.

Can’t miss with this combination.

A lot of it was pretty damn accurate.

It was fun to toss around. Yeah, the wheels were 12 inchers, yikes. 

As a previous owner of a MK1 Fiesta, I used to be active in various events. Everything pretty much died when Ford stopped selling them stateside. Bastards. Still much interest in Europe however.