Wait, nobody thought to question why the boat was set on autopilot for the Bahamas if he was just going up the coast to take his boat in for service?

Nah. Lifehacker, which I enjoy very much, tends to presume a level of technological sophistication on the part of its readers. To wit: "Should I Use a DIY PC for My NAS or Buy an Enclosure?" is a question that takes as a given that

YOU HAVEN'T FLED YET?

If you're gonna go, go hard

Being a Republican cost him votes with stodgy, out-of-touch moral crusaders who exist primarily to shit on everything that is beautiful and fun in life?

That would explain how Randy Johnson made it in. He's always been a big lefty.

i need a goddamn vodka.

Your assumption here is a problem. You assume that the commenter is looking for a prize. They aren't. They are saying they don't need to apologize for sympathy and empathy which is offered without reward to all walks of life. That the automatic assumption (on your part, it would seem) that they are saying these…

You didn't agree with me in /precisely/ the way I'd like, please kindly go jump off a bridge.

I thought it was a wonderful piece, but I sincerely doubt that most good white people—or at least the good white people who run in my circles—believe that they "deserve a fucking prize." I think they're expressing empathy.

Police who arrived on the scene described it as a "riot"

I don't really like him either but I'm not going to blame an ad for the Amazon Fire on him.

Yeah. Wrote it one handed.

Wait, those are ears?? Then what is on the top of the bear's head?

Or don't use the back of your car as a soap box.

What you described is closer to hypocritical, not ironic. If a commenter who thinks domestic violence is funny was to become a victim of it, that would be ironic.

I don't know what a dream shake is, but I want it.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

we all care

LOL