Bless his heart.  He’s such an unapologetic starfucker.  I guess enjoy the ride while you’re still in your 15 minutes, huh? lol

Nothing about Pete Davidson says "attractive".

Four words: The Jeremy Renner App

Yeah, but when you’re rich, you can afford another baby.

People aren’t complete idiots

Here’s the problem with forgiveness and why I loathe calls for it: victims are expected to forgive the perpetrators who, most of the time, have done nothing to merit absolution let alone ask for it. Plus there are some things, like murder, where “I’m sorry” isn’t going to cut it for some people, like myself!

“Ted Danson’s wife.” You mean acclaimed veteran actress Mary Steenburgen?

Awful. I stand with you.

being a royal watcher is shorthand for being a lazy bastard who doesn’t know the meaning of a days work but has the right connections. The other qualifications needed are a willingness to sell your own granny for cash. The British press, especially the mail, hates Meghan because she’s a person of colour, no other…

He tries so hard to look butch... The lady doth protest too much, methinks...

Vaping uses higher levels of nicotine than in a normal cigarette. It’s easier to use it more frequently and every time they do because they are now HIGHLY ADDICTED TO NICOTINE, they are aspirating oils. I can’t believe nobody thought this would be an issue sooner. I’m sorry about your friend, I hope for his recovery! 

But there’s also a first time for everything?

I get the impression that someday Miley will run for office as a Republican.

Have we not seen this man before? Half-apologies all the time but insistent and adamant that his way shall prevail as ok? Inspite of the world telling him to “stop” he just can’t help but but do it again because daggonit he is RIGHT.

“It’s corny, dated, and deeply problematic in many ways”

Dear white people (of whom I am one),

I saw a documentary of some sort on her maybe 10 years ago? Rene was alive. And she was very much like this—a little kooky, a lot earnest, and all heart.

it’s good you’re here to help clarify and explain her relationship of nearly 30 years to her.

We were advised of the breaking news of blond hair on a Kardashian in a Dirt Bag last night...I guess it must be really important stuff...

This man is so mind-bogglingly stupid.